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My dad used to be a diesel mechanic (Now hes a heavy machinery repairman) and when he was working on one of the trucks, he dropped something and he cut his toe off. They had to rush him the the hospital and get it re-attached.
Ive been lucking working with my car, nothing more than a few bumps and scratches, and occasionally something falling on my head. |
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I stab people with hot soldering irons when interrogating them. Yes, we here at the FBI use torture for interrogation.
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Really, you guys too?
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