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Old 04-17-2008, 12:28 PM
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Ok, to avoid confusion:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
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Old 04-17-2008, 12:55 PM
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Ok, to avoid confusion:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
Santa?
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Old 04-17-2008, 01:21 PM
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Santa?
How does Santa stay in a corner?

NO!
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Old 04-17-2008, 01:27 PM
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How does Santa stay in a corner?

NO!
He goes a round the world and then stays in the corner of the world!
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Old 04-17-2008, 01:46 PM
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Ok, to avoid confusion:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A postage stamp.
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Old 04-17-2008, 03:29 PM
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That's correct.

Haha, and I meant to say "Lancer_Man" but I wrote "Mancer_Man" sorry.

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Old 04-17-2008, 04:15 PM
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Lol, it's fine.

Knvictd, how do you know he's right?

(He is - your turn, M_W)
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:19 PM
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Ok, here's an easy one.............

What can be driven although it doesn't have wheels, sliced but stays whole?
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:32 PM
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Golf ball?
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:38 PM
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Golf ball?
Yep, that was quick.
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:42 PM
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Lol, it's fine.

Knvictd, how do you know he's right?

(He is - your turn, M_W)
I'd heard that one before, so I was assuming it was the same.
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:51 PM
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The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:55 PM
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A coffin?

EDIT: If that's right someone else can go because I really don't know any good riddles.
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:01 PM
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OMG! I totally knew that one, but my comp is too slow.
It's a coffin.
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:51 PM
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Yeah, yeah...

Knvictd, you go, 'cause M_W doesn't have any riddles.
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:54 PM
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A women is in a resturant.
When the waiter comes, the women orders a glass of water.
The waiter pulls out a gun and holds it to her head for a few seconds.
When the waiter puts the gun away, the women says thank you, and proceeds to eat her meal.

Why is this?
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Old 04-17-2008, 06:26 PM
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i knew the last two and was at school both times... darn it...

the new one's answer:
well, technically, "A woman is in a restaurant. When the waiter comes, the woman orders a glass of water. The waiter pulls out a gun and holds it to her head for a few seconds. When the waiter puts the gun away, the woman says thank you, and proceeds to eat her meal." that's what happened.

the real answer: oh, geez, i need a minute... or an hour...
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:10 PM
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:P I guess I need to re-word the question part.
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:25 PM
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Because the gun is a torch being used to cook her meal?
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:31 PM
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Nope.
It's a real gun, fully loaded.
Just so you can't turn the "real gun" part around, let's say its a 9mm

Think about it, she asked for water.
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