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Old 04-18-2008, 06:40 PM
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I know!! I think. The tank burned about 300g of fuel, so it got lighter as it crossed the bridge. I heard this riddle 3 years ago. But it was a truck, not a tank.
****! i knew it, i just couldn't think of it!
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Old 04-18-2008, 06:46 PM
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congrats dontspamme, you're right, i origanaly heard it witha truck too, i just made a couple changes to discourage "googling" the answer
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Old 04-18-2008, 07:34 PM
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Good call. Heres a crappy one, but Why did the chicken cross the road? I know theres like 1058305205823 different answers, but give the most logical one.
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Old 04-18-2008, 07:37 PM
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All chickens cross roads sometimes and since there were lots of chickens around it was just a matter of time before some chicken crossed the road and this chicken was the one.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:09 PM
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Because a rooster was on the other side, calling for a mate.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:15 PM
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the chiken was just walking and chikens being slightly more simple minded than humans is the reason why the chicken did not even realize he was walking on a road, and thught it was dirt like it was used to the reason he was walking in the first place was probably in search of food/water
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to get to the other side of the road, doh! maybe their was a feed store on the other side....
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to get to the other side of the road, doh! maybe their was a feed store on the other side....
The answer I was looking for! Your go.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:54 PM
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ok,

there are 53 bicycles on a table, one man is shot, and the other man is holding the gun which the bullet came from. Why did he shoot him?
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:17 PM
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the bikes had nothing to do with it and the man was shooting the other man anyway.
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:29 PM
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The bicycles are actually the card brand Bicycle. There are supposed to be 52 cards in a deck but there are 53. The man was found cheating and the other man shot him for cheating.
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:30 PM
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the 2 men were russian roulette (with Bicycle brand cards)
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:31 PM
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they are playing with bicycle cards, and the killer has anger management issues. he killed the guy cause he cheated with an extra card. there was 53 instead of 52.
????????????????????

edit: oh geez. i was typing when ck posted... darn it!
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:36 PM
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they are playing with bicycle cards, and the killer has anger management issues. he killed the guy cause he cheated with an extra card. there was 53 instead of 52.
????????????????????

edit: oh geez. i was typing when ck posted... darn it!
Me evil

I noticed Knvictd posted 1 minute after I did then you posted one minute after...
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Old 04-19-2008, 08:33 AM
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chinesekid got it, how'd ya know? I thought for sure that would leave everyone stumped for a while
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Old 04-19-2008, 01:57 PM
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Google. Your best friend .

Ok, here I go.

A man is found dead next to a couple of bricks, a book, and a bug on top. How did he die?
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:06 PM
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Chinese, thats cheating.
Don't pull that again.

He was reading a book which was proipped on a pile of bricks, when all of a sudden, a VW bug fell from him on the sky, killing him.
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:54 PM
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he was reading when a bug bit him, he had an allergic reaction, fell into a pile of bricks, which fell on him and killed him.
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Old 04-19-2008, 04:30 PM
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He was sitting on the bricks reading. The bug came up to him and bit him, he had an allergic reaction and died.
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