Riddles!

[imnotmikal]

Ok, this is going to operate close to how Guess the Car works.
No one posts one until they get it right.
I'll start, easy one.

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

[Donziikid]

Is the answer "Silence"?

[imnotmikal]

Why yes it is. :)
You're turn.

[Donziikid]

Riddle:
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

Hint:
It's a mammal.

[fieldfairy2]

Is the answer a kangaroo.

[Donziikid]

Is the answer a kangaroo.

Correct. Have at it, fieldfairy2. :)

[fieldfairy2]

OK.

Riddle:
I can run but cant walk. Wherever i go, thought follows close behind. What am i?

[imnotmikal]

My nose! :)

Meh, proper english is for chumps...

[fieldfairy2]

My nose! :)

Meh, proper english is for chumps...

correct Knvicted. Your turn:)

[imnotmikal]

There is a man in the middle of a field.
He has a gun.
The gun has been shot off.
The man is dead.
The man has no gun wound anywhere on him.
What the hell happened?

[xmodkidd33]

Poison dart.

[meme405]

The bird he shot fell on him...??

Ive heard that one somewhere but i dont remember the awnser

[fieldfairy2]

The butt of the gun was by his left shoulder and and his head was on the gun. When he shot the, the gun is powerful, that is arm flew back, he broke his shoulder and the gun hit his head and the shock killed him. or the gun snapped his head back.

[imnotmikal]

No, no, and no.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

the guy was already dead and the gun was just with him...?

[imnotmikal]

Nope

[xmodkidd33]

He shot his head off, so the wound would not be on him? (It would be on his head, seperate from his body.)

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

can i have two guess's?

here is one...
you said the gun was shot off, do you mean the gun was shot off by a distant sniper and the mans gun flew out of his hand and hit his brain?

and here's the other...
the guy died of old age, starvation poison, or sumthing, but when he fell...he fell in such a way that his finger tightened around the trigger and the gun fired...

[imnotmikal]

No, no-no.

[Donziikid]

He was shot with a gun by a second person. The second person left the gun and him in the field. His body decomposed, leaving no evidence of a bullet wound on his body. We can just assume he was shot.

[imnotmikal]

Nope

First hint will be at 9.45PM (EST, so like 6 minutes(

[Donziikid]

There isn't a gun wound because the gun didn't inflict damage.. the bullet did. :lol:

Wow, this is a toughie..

[imnotmikal]

Meh! Holy crap, my bad!
I was thinking of a different riddle when I typed this.
He's not in a field! He's next to a mountain.

I'll wait til 9.50 instead for the first actual hint.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

he shot the gun an echo trigered a rock avalanche/rock slide or w/e its called when lots of rocks fall and tumble down a mountain side, and he was fataly wounded by falling mountain fragments

[imnotmikal]

Yup!
Your turn! (I got it right that time Donzii...)

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

cool
here's a fairly simple one
what can you put in a barrel that will make it lighter (weigh less)

[imnotmikal]

A hole.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

yeah great guess!

[imnotmikal]

A man is in a telephone booth.
The man is dead.
The glass of the booth is shattered.
The man's wrists are slit.
The phone is off the reciever.
The man has an expresion of excitement and joy on his face.
How did the man die?

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

he was talking on the phone and watching a magnificant fire works display when something went wrong (although he though it was the grand finaly) and it came straight for him it shattered the glass and the glass cut his wrist and killed him instantly but he was happy when h die

ps and he dropped the phone cuz he died...

[123Vette]

uhh was he on the phone then did he fart, breaking the glass and the fregments slit his wrist. he was happy because he got to release the build-up of presure lol

[imnotmikal]

No, or as my Spanish friends like to say, "no"

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

the joker from batman got him?

[imnotmikal]

No.

[meme405]

Dont make stupid guesses guys, this is how they get closed...

Knvcted yours are hard, im assuming youve got a book or your getting them off the internet, im tempted to go look online, but that would defeat the purpose so i wont.

I have no idea, hints please...

[taiwanesekid05]

The man was a terrorist using a phone to blow it up and while the telephone booth exploded, the shrapntel cut him in the wrist by luck. (My best guess...)

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

he found out on the phone that eveything he held dear had been lost and was shocked so he dropped the phoen, he was beating on the walls out of anger and smashed the glass he picked up the glass and slit his wrists, he was happy that now all his problems were gone and he could be with his recently deseased family, he sat down and smiled as death took him...i wonder if this happened on April 1st?

[mustanglover]

the man called his wife, his wife said she had a baby that was not his, he was happy when she said baby and broke the glass with the phone, but when he heard it was not his baby he takin the glass and cut his rist.

[imnotmikal]

No, no, and no.

Hint: Radio sweepstakes.

[xmodscarbon's_lost]

He was jumping for joy and he broke the glass when he jumped and hit his hands on the glass which cut them?

[imnotmikal]

Good job, go.

[xmodscarbon's_lost]

Good job, go.Edit wrong topic lol
Mountain will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive the endless call.what is it?

[Classiclover]

Time?

If not, it still makes sense.

[xmodscarbon's_lost]

Time?

If not, it still makes sense.**** you got it good job!Your turn.:)

[Classiclover]

It was too similar to a riddle in "The Hobbit". I know all of the riddles from that book.


Here's the riddle:

In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.

- In each house lives a person of different nationality

- These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Who owns the fish?

Necessary clues:

1. The British man lives in a red house.
2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

Let me know if I need to change the drinking and smoking bit.

[imnotmikal]

If I remember correctly, it was the German.
I just did this like a week ago.

[Classiclover]

That was fast. Yes, it is the German.

You're up.

[imnotmikal]

This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it at all! It is unusual though. Why do you think that is? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will probably dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck- but don't blow your cool!

[Lancer_Man]

No "e."

[imnotmikal]

You're up.

[Lancer_Man]

There's a dead man in the middle of a desert. He is holding a straw.

What happened?

[imnotmikal]

He saw a mirage and tried to drink the water, which was, in fact, sand.

[Lancer_Man]

Good guess, but no.

[imnotmikal]

i think I remember something like this.
Something about using the straw to shoot a baloon?
I dunno how that caused his death, but whatever...:lol:

[Donziikid]

Something with a hot air balloon isn't it? Two men are sailing over the desert and there is too much weight in the balloons basket. The men draw straws, and the man on the ground with the shortest straw loses. The man jumps and dies on impact, yet, he still is holding the straw.

My friends always ask the creepiest riddles. :lol:

[Lancer_Man]

Yeah, Knvictd had the balloon idea, and Donzii got the full answer.

You go, Donzii.

[Donziikid]

This one is easy:
"Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?"

[taiwanesekid05]

Hawaii?

[xmodkidd33]

Everest.

[Donziikid]

Hawaii?

Nope.

Everest.

Yupp. Just because we didn't know it existed doesn't mean it wasn't there, right? :lol:

Your go, Xmodkidd. :)

[xmodkidd33]

What nine-letter word can be broken down, one letter removed at a time (in no order), and remain a real word? (The words are all English.)

Show all of the words.

[Donziikid]

What nine-letter word can be broken down, one letter removed at a time (in no order), and remain a real word? (The words are all English.)

Show all of the words.

Since I know the answer I'll stay out of it, but you do know there are actually twelve valid words in the English language that can be broken down and produce the same results, just with different words? I'm sure there are probably more, but I only know of twelve.

[xmodkidd33]

Whoever posts the first one that works will win. There's only one answer that was provided, though. I'll accept others anyways.

[fieldfairy2]

Startling
starting
Staring
String
sting
sing
sin
in
i

cleansers
cleanses
cleanse
cleans
clean
clan
can
an
a

[xmodkidd33]

Darn, you got it! Your turn, FieldFairy.

[fieldfairy2]

This is a minute mystery like Lancerman's

Tell what happened:

Riddle: A man is lying dead next to a rock in the desert.

[xmodkidd33]

He saw a mirage or started halloucinating from lack of water/food and thought the rock was edible. He tried to eat the rock and he cracked/knocked out all of his front teeth. He then either passed out from the pain or choked on the teeth and died.

[fieldfairy2]

No xmodkidd33. You are incorrect.

[xmodkidd33]

The rock fell and hit him?

P.S.- FieldFairy, do you play soccer?

[fieldfairy2]

Nope, that is wrong too.

Yes i play soccer. Travel soccer to be more specific.

[Donziikid]

The dead man is Superman; the rock is Green Kryptonite. He was flying over the desert and was tricked to fly lower towards a water pool, which turned out to be a mirage. He landed next the rock, which is Green Kryptonite, and he died.

Wacky imaginations FTW!

[fieldfairy2]

The dead man is Superman; the rock is Green Kryptonite. He was flying over the desert and was tricked to fly lower towards a water pool, which turned out to be a mirage. He landed next the rock, which is Green Kryptonite, and he died.

Wacky imaginations FTW!

Yes. Donziikid your turn. I don't remember him getting tricked. lol.

[Donziikid]

Yes. Donziikid your turn. I don't remember him getting tricked. lol.

I useded my imaginationnnnn... :roll_eye:

Riddle:
1-2-3-4-5-6

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

[fieldfairy2]

The answer is carpet.
6-5-2= tea
4-5-2-3= pear
1-2-6= cat
3-2-6= rat
1-2-6= cat

[Donziikid]

Yupp. You're up, FieldFairy.

[fieldfairy2]

An elevator stops and a woman dies. You have to figure out where she is and what happened.

[xmodkidd33]

She is at the bottom of an elevator shaft, the elevator stopped when it fell on her.

[fieldfairy2]

Nope that is incorrect xmodkidd33. Try again.

[xmodkidd33]

It stopped so abruptly that she was thrown out of it and died?

[fieldfairy2]

Still wrong lol.

Hint: Find out where she died first.

that should help.

[xmodkidd33]

She was killed and thrown into the elevator shaft, where the maintenance workers stopped the elevator when they found out?

[fieldfairy2]

Nope. lol

Hint: She died in the hospital.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

she died in a hospital when she saw the elevators open and she saw someone/somthing that scared her to death...? cuz they already put her in the hospital and she thought they were going to do worse now

[fieldfairy2]

she died in a hospital when she saw the elevators open and she saw someone/somthing that scared her to death...? cuz they already put her in the hospital and she thought they were going to do worse now

Nope that is wrong too.

[Sweed]

The elevator was falling and when it hit bottom she died.

There she died when the elevator stopped.

[fieldfairy2]

The elevator was falling and when it hit bottom she died.

There she died when the elevator stopped.

Sweed, that is incorrect.

Hint: She is in a hospital and she is on an oxygen machine.

[Donziikid]

Sweed, that is incorrect.

Hint: She is in a hospital and she is on an oxygen machine.

She walks into the elevator and leaves the oxygen machine outside the door. While the elevator decends the oxygen lines are cut off and she dies from a loss of pure oxygen.

[firebird999]

She walks into the elevator and leaves the oxygen machine outside the door. While the elevator decends the oxygen lines are cut off and she dies from a loss of pure oxygen.

but then why does it stop?

i'd say she is escaping a tornado/ hurricane, but due to the tank she cannot take the stairs. the storm kills the hospitals electricity, the elevator stops, and she is trapped until either the building falls or she runs out of air.

[imnotmikal]

but then why does it stop?

I would hate to ride on an elevator that doesn't stop... :lol:

I was going ot say what Donzii said. Or something along the lines of that.

[taiwanesekid05]

The elevator stopped because someone was getting out then somewhere else in the hospital, a woman died of complications while on an oxygen machine?

[firebird999]

well is anyone right?

[imnotmikal]

Fieldfairy, you have 24 hours to post a reply, and then I will be posting a new riddle.

[firebird999]

why are you so special? *cries*

[imnotmikal]

Because I made this thread...
Lol.
And because I was the one to say it.
If you had said for him to post one, you could have said what I said.

[firebird999]

go ahead and go, knvictd, ff's not gonna post.

[imnotmikal]

My first is in water and also in tea. My second is in fish but not in the sea. My third is in mountains but not underground. My last is in strike but never in pound.

My whole crushes mountains, rivers, even civilizations. And all that live, fear my arrival.

What am I?

[Lancer_Man]

Time?

[imnotmikal]

Your turn.
cheater...

[Classiclover]

We already had a time riddle...

[imnotmikal]

Who cares? This one was different, except that last part. Don't worry about it.

[fieldfairy2]

I am sorry. I haven't posted. I have school and other things to do. No one is correct. The answer: The power went out in the hospital. WHich means the elevator stops. The oxygen machine the woman is on stops because it is run by electricty. (the hospital has a generator, i know, but it is a riddle.)

[imnotmikal]

We'll give Lancer_Man 24 hours to post a new riddle, or else someone else can post one.
The next person to post can post a new riddle, when the time comes.

[Lancer_Man]

There are two poles, 100 feet tall each.

A rope, 150 feet long, is stretced between them so it is raised 25 feet off the ground.

How close together are the poles?

[imnotmikal]

150 Feet...

[xmodscarbon's_lost]

175 feet.(add 150 + 25=175)

[firebird999]

that made no sense xcl...

there is not enough info, you don't say how high the rope is tied onto the poles.

[imnotmikal]

Exactly.
But he said stretched, which to mean means theres no slack.
So if the rope is 25 foot of the ground, its like that all the way across, so its 150 foot apart.

[firebird999]

hmmm, ok, i guess you're right, but it's a very poorly written question.

[Lancer_Man]

hmmm, ok, i guess you're right, but it's a very poorly written question.

Or, you are just too incompetent to figure it out without me spelling it out for you...;)

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj27/Lancer_Man8/RandomPics/Rope.jpg

That help at all? And nobody is right yet.

And, remember, the rope is 150 feet long and attached to the top of both poles.:bigwink:

[imnotmikal]

This isnt a riddle, its a math problem...
It's either impossible:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff88/imnotmikal/impossible.jpg

or 106 feet:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff88/imnotmikal/106.jpg

[Lancer_Man]

Too hard, I guess.. Answer needed? Or anybody else gonna give it a shot?

No, Knvictd! :)

[meme405]

Let d = distance between the poles
assume the rope form a triangle between the poles
It dips down 75 ft in the middle
so half of the rope (75ft) hangs down 75 ft

I get stuck here...There was another problem like this floating around...

You switched the numbers making the question impossible...

[Lancer_Man]

Sooooooo close, Meme....

You are on the right track!:bigwink:

Answer in 10 min.

[meme405]

75 feet apart...

[Lancer_Man]

No...

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj27/Lancer_Man8/RandomPics/PoleAnswer.jpg

It's so simple! Don't try to make it too hard. ;)

Someone else go...

[Acura]

ok i'll go i guess

here it is:
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[DrIfToRDIe]

A nose?

[Acura]

nope

HINT TOMMORROW!!, GOOD NIGHT

[Most_Wanted]

A river?

[imnotmikal]

Yes, the answer is a river.
but Acura, it's not your turn.
It's still Mancer_Man's since no one got it right.

[Lancer_Man]

Ok, to avoid confusion:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

[xmodscarbon's_lost]

Ok, to avoid confusion:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
Santa?

[Lancer_Man]

Santa?

How does Santa stay in a corner?

NO!:lol:

[xmodscarbon's_lost]

How does Santa stay in a corner?

NO!:lol:
He goes a round the world and then stays in the corner of the world!

[Most_Wanted]

Ok, to avoid confusion:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

A postage stamp.

[imnotmikal]

That's correct.

Haha, and I meant to say "Lancer_Man" but I wrote "Mancer_Man" sorry.

:lol:

[Lancer_Man]

Lol, it's fine.

Knvictd, how do you know he's right? :-?

(He is - your turn, M_W):cool:

[Most_Wanted]

Ok, here's an easy one.............

What can be driven although it doesn't have wheels, sliced but stays whole?

[Lancer_Man]

Golf ball?

[Most_Wanted]

Golf ball?

Yep, that was quick.

[imnotmikal]

Lol, it's fine.

Knvictd, how do you know he's right? :-?

(He is - your turn, M_W):cool:

I'd heard that one before, so I was assuming it was the same. :p

[Lancer_Man]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[Most_Wanted]

A coffin?

EDIT: If that's right someone else can go because I really don't know any good riddles.

[imnotmikal]

OMG! I totally knew that one, but my comp is too slow.
It's a coffin.

[Lancer_Man]

Yeah, yeah...:lol:

Knvictd, you go, 'cause M_W doesn't have any riddles. :D

[imnotmikal]

A women is in a resturant.
When the waiter comes, the women orders a glass of water.
The waiter pulls out a gun and holds it to her head for a few seconds.
When the waiter puts the gun away, the women says thank you, and proceeds to eat her meal.

Why is this?

[firebird999]

i knew the last two and was at school both times... darn it...

the new one's answer:
well, technically, "A woman is in a restaurant. When the waiter comes, the woman orders a glass of water. The waiter pulls out a gun and holds it to her head for a few seconds. When the waiter puts the gun away, the woman says thank you, and proceeds to eat her meal." that's what happened.

the real answer: oh, geez, i need a minute... or an hour...

[imnotmikal]

:P I guess I need to re-word the question part.

[taiwanesekid05]

Because the gun is a torch being used to cook her meal?

[imnotmikal]

Nope.
It's a real gun, fully loaded.
Just so you can't turn the "real gun" part around, let's say its a 9mm

Think about it, she asked for water.

[Patrol]

1. she sweeated because the gun was up to her head
2. she was pregnant so her water broke becuase of the stress

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

she haers the ocean in her ear like you do with a shell but in this case it was the barrel of the gun

[imnotmikal]

No and no

[firebird999]

is she an actress in an unusual movie?

[taiwanesekid05]

She was eating at a western style resturant, asked for water, then a man came up to take a picture with a real gun pointed at he head?

[imnotmikal]

No ones right thus far.
She's just eating dinner.
No movie filming or anything.
Hint at 10.05 EST (like 3 minutes)

[firebird999]

edit: you logged off??? just 3 minutes before the hint?????

[imnotmikal]

I never log off, I have it set to invisble.
Think before you speak, my friend.

Hint: She was eating too fast.

[firebird999]

did he do it to scare her and calm her down?
weird method, but...

[imnotmikal]

Close, but no cigar.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

she was hicupping and she asked for water so he scared her instead

(my mom did this once to my sister, she kept hicuping so my mom started to yell at her(not for real) but it worked too well, and my siter started to cry 'twas hilarious)

[Lancer_Man]

The woman has the hiccups. She orders water to try to stop the hiccups, but that doesn't work. So, the waiter scares her with the gun, and the hiccups go away. Then she continues to eat.

:lol:

EDIT:You beat me to it, lol, I need to type faster...

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

haha, ya, i wrote down the facts first, then went back for a little editing, works every time ;)

[imnotmikal]

RiD3R, you're up.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

there is a five mile suspension bridge that can hold 60,000 pounds max beofre it colapses, a tank that weighs exactly 60,000 pounds (weighed on the scale right before going on) is the only thing on the bridge. when its half way throught the tank stops, and bird that weighs 300 grams lands on the tank, why did the bridge not colapse?

[Acura]

because the bird is not on the bridge?? it's on the tank

[firebird999]

it's a suspension bridge. it has a pillar in the middle of it, so the middle can hold more than the rest of the bridge.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

nope, the bird is on the tank whichis on the bridge, and any where on the bridge will braek if 60,000pounds is applied

[firebird999]

dude, i just remembered that i've heard this before! gosh, i should be getting it...

does it have to do with the fact the tank stops?

[dontspamme]

I know!! I think. The tank burned about 300g of fuel, so it got lighter as it crossed the bridge. I heard this riddle 3 years ago. But it was a truck, not a tank.

[firebird999]

I know!! I think. The tank burned about 300g of fuel, so it got lighter as it crossed the bridge. I heard this riddle 3 years ago. But it was a truck, not a tank.

****! i knew it, i just couldn't think of it!

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

congrats dontspamme, you're right, i origanaly heard it witha truck too, i just made a couple changes to discourage "googling" the answer

[dontspamme]

Good call. Heres a crappy one, but Why did the chicken cross the road? I know theres like 1058305205823 different answers, but give the most logical one.

[Acura]

All chickens cross roads sometimes and since there were lots of chickens around it was just a matter of time before some chicken crossed the road and this chicken was the one.

[taiwanesekid05]

Because a rooster was on the other side, calling for a mate.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

the chiken was just walking and chikens being slightly more simple minded than humans is the reason why the chicken did not even realize he was walking on a road, and thught it was dirt like it was used to the reason he was walking in the first place was probably in search of food/water

[Patrol]

to get to the other side of the road, doh! maybe their was a feed store on the other side....

[dontspamme]

to get to the other side of the road, doh! maybe their was a feed store on the other side....

The answer I was looking for! Your go.

[Patrol]

ok,

there are 53 bicycles on a table, one man is shot, and the other man is holding the gun which the bullet came from. Why did he shoot him?

[05'GTSTANG]

the bikes had nothing to do with it and the man was shooting the other man anyway.

[Patrol]

no

[taiwanesekid05]

The bicycles are actually the card brand Bicycle. There are supposed to be 52 cards in a deck but there are 53. The man was found cheating and the other man shot him for cheating.

[imnotmikal]

the 2 men were russian roulette (with Bicycle brand cards)

[firebird999]

they are playing with bicycle cards, and the killer has anger management issues. he killed the guy cause he cheated with an extra card. there was 53 instead of 52.
????????????????????

edit: oh geez. i was typing when ck posted... darn it!

[taiwanesekid05]

they are playing with bicycle cards, and the killer has anger management issues. he killed the guy cause he cheated with an extra card. there was 53 instead of 52.
????????????????????

edit: oh geez. i was typing when ck posted... darn it!

Me evil :demon:

I noticed Knvictd posted 1 minute after I did then you posted one minute after...

[Patrol]

chinesekid got it, how'd ya know? I thought for sure that would leave everyone stumped for a while

[taiwanesekid05]

Google. Your best friend :D.

Ok, here I go.

A man is found dead next to a couple of bricks, a book, and a bug on top. How did he die?

[imnotmikal]

Chinese, thats cheating.
Don't pull that again.

He was reading a book which was proipped on a pile of bricks, when all of a sudden, a VW bug fell from him on the sky, killing him.

[firebird999]

he was reading when a bug bit him, he had an allergic reaction, fell into a pile of bricks, which fell on him and killed him.

[xmodkidd33]

He was sitting on the bricks reading. The bug came up to him and bit him, he had an allergic reaction and died.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

the guy was playing with the bug and the bricks when the book fell on him...or he was sitting on the bricks reading, saw the bug and had a heart attack

[imnotmikal]

woah dude, I could have sworn you had posted that already.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

i did, i didn't want to bump the thread(someone said it was rude) so i deleted the origanal post and re-added it, hope thats ok

[taiwanesekid05]

Chinese, thats cheating.
Don't pull that again.

He was reading a book which was proipped on a pile of bricks, when all of a sudden, a VW bug fell from him on the sky, killing him.

It was not a rule:roll:... Yeah, I know, it's pretty cheap to do that. Won't do it again. Kills the fun.

Close. Your answer is close. Ish. The VW is right so far.

he was reading when a bug bit him, he had an allergic reaction, fell into a pile of bricks, which fell on him and killed him.

Nope.

He was sitting on the bricks reading. The bug came up to him and bit him, he had an allergic reaction and died.

Nope.

the guy was playing with the bug and the bricks when the book fell on him...or he was sitting on the bricks reading, saw the bug and had a heart attack

Nope.

[Lancer_Man]

He was reading a book in a store with brick walls when a VW bug crashed and killed him...?

:lol:

[firebird999]

He was reading a book in a store with brick walls when a VW bug crashed and killed him...?

:lol:

oh oh oh! what he said, but in a library!!!!!

[taiwanesekid05]

Nope and nope.Didn't think so *intro to Promiscuous Girl*

[firebird999]

he is a carpenter. the book is blueprints. he trips on some bricks (which fall off), falls off a 2nd story iron girder and gets hit by a vw bug (that ends up on top).

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

he was fixing a brick bridge was on break and wqas reading his book when the VW bug drove over the bridge and it all colapsed on him

[taiwanesekid05]

Nope and nope.

Hint: What kind of book was it?

[firebird999]

was it a matchbook and he used the bricks to light one and his vw bug caught on fire?

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

was it a spell book in a different language sitting on some bricks then he said some randim spell and a vw bug fell on him

[Lancer_Man]

Bible?

:lol:

You never know...

[taiwanesekid05]

Nope.

[TAKEO]

He was standing next to a brick wall reading a book not paying attention,when vw bug lost control and Hit him and killed him.

SOOOOO........ the bug and book was on top, hes next to bricks, and DEAD. =D

[taiwanesekid05]

Nope.

[xmodkidd33]

It was a manual of some sorts for the car, he was paying attention to that while driving the Bug and crashed into the brick wall?

[taiwanesekid05]

The book is a car manual, but that's not right.

[firebird999]

the bricks ARE HOLDING THE DEAD (caps lock...) bug on a hill, he is distracted with the manual trying to fix it when it comes off the bricks and rolls over him?

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

he was reading the manual and walking then tripped on the bricks and hit his head on the car/bug...we'll see him next fall :D

[imnotmikal]

the bricks ARE HOLDING THE DEAD (caps lock...) bug on a hill, he is distracted with the manual trying to fix it when it comes off the bricks and rolls over him?

What he said, but the guy is under the VW reading the manual when it falls on him, killing him.
If that's right, just give it to firebird.

[taiwanesekid05]

Yup, that's right Knvictd.
He was an ameture(sp?) mechanic.

[firebird999]

yay! ok, so a hiker finds a cabin on a mountain.the cabin has the skeletons of seats and people scattered in and out of it. all the small windows are burnt out. the whole thing is a charred mess, but he never saw a fire up there, just a quick flash. what happened?

[Lancer_Man]

It was an airplane that blew up in the air. :-?

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

its a halloween display, or it was always there and he just decided to investigate after he saw lightnig

[firebird999]

It was an airplane that blew up in the air. :-?

very very close!

[xmodkidd33]

An airplane dropped an atomic/nuclear weapon on the area and it destroyed the cabin and everything inside.

[Lancer_Man]

There was a fire on the plane and then the airplane crashed.

[Classiclover]

It was a plane's cabin. The plane crashed and burnt up, killing the people inside.

[Sweed]

Man lit his far on fire.

[taiwanesekid05]

There was lighting (the flash) that hit an airplain that soon crashed.

[firebird999]

It was a plane's cabin. The plane crashed and burnt up, killing the people inside.

yupzorz.

[Classiclover]

A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?

[imnotmikal]

He spelt nine with the remaining eleven.

[Classiclover]

You're up.

[imnotmikal]

Teh w00t!
I can't think of one, I'll get one in a minute.
If I don't have one up in like 2 hours, then Classic can go again.

[firebird999]

classic, you can go...

[imnotmikal]

Yeah, sorry I was going to post, but then I had to go with my bro about 2 hours east to pick up his new CRX.
I won't be on much today, tonight's party night.
Parent's are on an east-bound journey for the weekend.

[Classiclover]

Here's what's probably one of the oldest and most annoying that everyone knows.

A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?

[imnotmikal]

Here's what's probably one of the oldest and most annoying that everyone knows.

A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?

Take the goose, come back.
Take the fox, and bring the goose back.
Take the corn, come back.
Take the goose.

[Classiclover]

Yep. You're up.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

is anyone still interested in this thread? i am...

[imnotmikal]

Lol, I forgot it was my turn.
You can post one if you want.

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

cool...give me like five minutes and i'll post one!

why did the farmer tie a bell on this http://andrewgriffithsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cow-blog.jpg cow's neck?



oh, and sorry for double post...

[taiwanesekid05]

To know where it is?

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

nope

[imnotmikal]

Because its horns don't work?
I heard one that the answer was like that.
Didn't make sense to me, but that was the answer...

[theoriganalRiD3R1967]

yeah, thats the right. i don't like it that much either but i couldn't think of one and there were none on google that i could slightly change so...yeah

guess its your turn Knvictd

[imnotmikal]

What causes pain, blood, and some times death,
yet no record shows that it has,
and leaves no trace of possession
and is deadly, yet fragile?

[taiwanesekid05]

A heart?

[imnotmikal]

Nope, it makes sense, but your on the completly wrong track.
:)

Hint in about 2 hours.

[taiwanesekid05]

A syringe?

[imnotmikal]

Nope :)

Hint in 1h 15m

[Itachi]

probably something with water, an icicle?

[imnotmikal]

Cheater...
Go.

[Itachi]

lol say what u want,

Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?

[coolcar24th]

lol say what u want,

Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?

Thats easy, its coal.

[Itachi]

Alright, your go

[coolcar24th]

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

[DrIfToRDIe]

Shadow?

[coolcar24th]

Shadow?

Nope.

[Itachi]

ur mouth

[coolcar24th]

ur mouth

wrong

[DrIfToRDIe]

Nose?

[imnotmikal]

I'm pretty sure someone did that one already.
It's DoD's turn.

[coolcar24th]

Bunch of cheaters... Anyways Drift your go.

[DrIfToRDIe]

Itachi can make one up,im not that good at it.

[Itachi]

Ok,

Im the beginning of eternity, I am the end of Time. Im also the end of life. What am I?

[coolcar24th]

is it uh god?

[Itachi]

Nope lol , ur on the completely wrong track.